June 2012
May 2012
Drive Safe
collegehumor:
I was once pulled over for driving on the carpool lane by myself, but the cop didn’t know I was receiving road-head from my girlfriend and he asked where she came from. I looked him in the eyes gave him somewhat of a signal and there was an awkward pause. He stepped back and said “Drive safely now.”
I Fought the Law
dynamitewishes:
avatarstateyipyip:
pizzaforpresident:
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
drbippy:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
phantomeus:
This is a post of birds who look like they’re yelling.
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Thank you that is all.
henwyly:
Want to see me give a fuck?
You want to see me do it again?
WatchWelcome to America.
Watchcollegehumor:
Slinky on a Treadmill
The saga continues.
WatchSamuel L Jackson vs. Siri
Bike porn.
There is now an entire blog devoted to it.
